Sardar ji was visiting New York City and he could not wait to get to his hotel from airport as he had reserved a grand suite in a great 5 star hotel.
Upon arriving at the hotel, he checked in the counter and the hotel staff proceeded to take him to his room.
As soon as he stepped into the place, Sardar ji went ballistic mad – I don’t like this room. This is not what I paid for. This is tiny. It has no view. Forget about view, it does not even have a window and it’s tiny as my bathroom in India. I want to see your manager, immediately.
The hotel staff looked completely surprised and replied – Sir, you have not seen your room yet, this is just the elevator.