Banta: ‘Oye Gar(r)y. You think I don’t know who you are?. I can’t compete with a world champion’
Gary: ‘How about if I play with my left hand?’
Banta: [after thinking a while] ‘OK!’
Banta gets the checkmate in 4 moves and is very upset through-out the rest of the journey. On landing he meets his friend Santa Singh.
Banta: Hey! you know what! I played Chess with Gary Kasparov and he defeated me in spite of him playing with the left hand.
Santa: Oye ullu-de pathey (dim-witted)! He sure did fool you!! You know what? Gary IS LEFT-HANDED!!