One day the teacher called on him while he was napping, “Tell me, Santa, who created the universe?”
When Santa didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind him, took a pin and jabbed himin the rear. “GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted Sardar Ji and the teacher said, “Very good” and Santa Singh fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Santa again, “Who is our Lord and Saviour,” But, Santa didn’t even stir from his slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck him again. ‘JESUS CHRIST!” shouted Santa and the teacher said, “very good,” and Santa fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Santa a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” And again, Johny jabbed him with the pin. This time Santa jumped up and shouted, “IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!”