A Sardarji joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, “Abey saale! Get me a coffee quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded, “You fool you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?”

“No”, replied the trainee.

“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you fool!

The Sardarji shouted back, “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?”

“No.”, replied the Managing Director. Then, the Sardar said, “Good!” put down the phone quickly.