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One Friday a traffic policeman Santa Singh stops a well dressed person driving a BMW and asks to see his driving licence.
‘Mister, it says here that you should be wearing glasses when driving.’ – Says Santa
‘Well,’ replies the gentleman, ‘I have contacts.’
‘Sir, I don’t care who you know, you’re still going to get a ticket.’