One fine day, Santa Singh went to the train station and after finding the guy on duty, he asked politely if he could ask him some train schedule. The friendly railway staff was more than happy to help Santa Singh.
Santa Singh: What time Punjab Express leaves the station?
Staff: At 11:00AM
Santa Singh: What time Deccan Queen go from the station?
Staff: At 11:12AM
Santa Singh: What time Rajdhani Express leaves the station?
Staff: At 11:20AM
Santa Singh: What time Bombay Jayanti arrives at the station?
Staff: At 11:25 AM
By now, the staff is completely perplexed and irritated. Then he asked, tell me where do you need to go and I will help you get the ticket.
Sardar replies – No, thanks. I just need to cross the tracks!.