Santa and Banta Singh are relaxing in a camping site by the fire when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the at about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees them and begins to head toward them.
Santa Singh drops his beer, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. Banta says says, “What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear.”
Santa says - “I don’t need to outrun the bear. I just need to outrun you.”