Santa was caught by Mughal soldiers and they took him to their king Akbar.
Akbar: Kaun ho tum?
Santa: Jahanpanah, main Santa hun.
Akbar: Itni raat tum hamare mahal ke paas kya rahe the?
Santa: ghabraate hue: Ji… main…vo… kuchh nahin.. bas aise hi…
Akbar: Sipahiyon, isko bandi bana do…
Santa pleads: Nahin Jahanpanah, aisa mat kariye, please mujhe banda hi rehne do.
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