1. Have Santa Singh arrange M&M in alphabetical order.
2. Tell Santa Sing to read about “General Motors”. He believes he should be in Army.
3. Ask Santa about TuPac Shakur. He will explain what a great Jewish festival it is.
4. Ask him about his last blood test and he would tell how how miserably he failed the test.
5. Ask him about the Quarterback, and he will tell how he is saving all his refunds.